The Dumbest Police Calls in America…


From the police blotter, or, what a beat

cop deals with every day:

• A deputy responded to a report of a

vehicle stopping at mailboxes. It was the

mail carrier.

• A woman said her son was attacked by a

cat, and the cat would not allow her to

take her son to the hospital.

• A resident said someone had entered

his home at night and taken five pounds

of bacon. Upon further investigation,

police discovered his wife had gotten up

for a late-night snack.

• A man reported that a squirrel was

running in circles on Davis Drive, and he

wasn’t sure if it was sick or had been hit

by a car. An officer responded, and as he

drove on the street, he ran over the




Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s